REGIMENTED

If I were regimented, I would be rich, thin and fit. If I were regimented I would have memorized scripture. I would be a master of something instead of a jack of nothing. If I were regimented, I would have saved thousands of hours because I would know where I left my keys, my purse, my car. If I were regimented, I would remember to tell you each day how special you are.